How to have a good Mass in Time of Plague

Submitted by LocutusOP on Tue, 03/03/2020 - 23:09
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egosum ,  Old School was best  , Unknown      

Date: 
Tuesday, March 3, 2020 - 23:15
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How to have a good Mass in Time of Plague
egosum1 March 2020 at 18:16

I found that blowing my nose at the kiss of peace was sufficient to deter good folk from proffering their hand in my direction. 

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Old School was best2 March 2020 at 01:26

Never thought I MIGHT welcome a decent plague, BUT, excellent points above. God saves us in mysterious ways!

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Unknown2 March 2020 at 16:43

Even with my eyes shut, hands together in prayer and mouthing the Jesus prayer I still get bothered every few months with someone prodding me to shake hands (I just keep my eyes shut and don't do it!) It happened again on Wednesday so I opened my eyes, smiled sweetly, said "corona virus" and shut my eyes again.

 

 

 

 

Own comment: 

NOChurch is a joke, and easy to satire. Still, Eccles does a good job of showing the absurdity of NOChurch in light of the coronavius scare.