Pope decides to Build Back Better

Author: 

Brendan Quinn,          Lady Jane PerdueChestertoniann, JabbaPapa

Date: 
Tuesday, December 29, 2020 - 20:30
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I thought "Build Back Better " referred to a slogan going around te Vatican that Pope Francis was stepping down and they were re instating Pope Benedict 16th ? 

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In an exclusive off the record interview with Eugenius Scalfari, Papa Francisco reveals plans to build a religious monument to The Great Reset.

Scalfari: Tell me more about this.

Francisco: The obelisk here in St. Peter’s Square hasn’t had a real update since Emperor Caligula had it shipped from Egypt. He & Nero hosted Circus entertainment on this site. Did you hear I’ve been holding hosting circuses here, too? And some people say I don’t uphold tradition!

Scalfari: Isn’t this where St. Peter was martyred?

Francisco: It’s ok. I outlawed capital punishment. Nothing like that can happen to me.

Scalfari: What will be the theme of your monument?

Francisco: “Build Babel Back Better.”

Scalfari: Babel, as in Tower of…?

Francisco: It will be Biblical! It will reach to the heavens!

Scalfari: Didn’t the original Tower of Babel run into logistical & linguistic problems?

Francisco: Anything I babel can now be auto-translated.

Scalfari: Won’t that put Austen Ivy out of a job?

Francisco: My employees don’t seem to last long.

Scalfari: So what is the religious meaning of the new Tower of Babel? Is this part of your Abrahamic House of Cards?

Francisco: Our Sustainable Goal is to establish a New World Order of Religion for the Great Reset. We will have a mosque, a synagogue, & a church chosen from Eccles’ World Cup of Ugly Churches. I found that contest highly inspiring!

Scalfari: And which church is taking the lead?

Francisco: As this is the realization of my Document for Human Fraternity, I consider myself first among equals. Don’t tell Iman, but my Tower of Babel will be taller than the world’s current tallest tower in Dubai. Down with Capitalism! The sky is the limit!

 

Ha, ha and thrice ha!

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"Unfortunately, to everyone else in the world "Build Back Better" means something else. It is associated with the United Nations, the World Economic Forum, and even Joe Biden's election compaign."

It's quite obviously Masonic.

 

Own comment: 

If only Brendan Quinn was correct:

I thought "Build Back Better " referred to a slogan going around te Vatican that Pope Francis was stepping down and they were re instating Pope Benedict 16th ? 

That is the funnist thing I have seen all day if not the year thus far. We can only hope.