Cardinal Vincent Nichols thanks Francis for upholding the teachings of Christ and the Church on the 4th anniversary of his election

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Ryan Goff, Anonymous, Donnacha     

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017 - 23:45
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Francis: hey Nichols! Novus Ordites are so dumb, you can say whatever you want and they will think you Catholic, they will even get angry at people who say you aren't Catholic.

Nichols: I don't know Francis we need to push the Hermeneutics of Continuity, some of the SSPX are getting suspicious.

Francis: hahahaha I just had the Anglican Church at the Vatican & Fellay won't stop blowing up my phone asking to join.

Nichols: hahaha wow that guy is really desperate, did the cool kids in high school never invite him to the parties or what?

Francis: I don't know, but hey why don't you give it a shot?

Nichols: Give what a shot?

Francis: Say the most idiotic anti-Catholic thing you can think of. Go ahead just try it, people will love it, and if you get really good at it there may be a promotion in the Curia for you.

Nichols:Really?

Francis: Ya how do you think Kasper got his job.

Nichols: ok here it goes...........

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A fine example of modernist heretic humour :D

How wonderful to see that, once again, from the mouths of his minions we can determine who is Catholic and who is not; that Bergoglio is praised for upholding teachings that are not Catholic, we can deduce that he, along with those who follow him, are not members of the Church which Our Lord founded.